Babysitting and Alty's phobia

Okay there IS an explination as to why Altiar is in the modern world in his assasin garb abd babysitting a five year old XD

Okay basically me and Were talking about Her Child RP character Chibi (Chibrix is her full name) playing assassins Creed but she wast getting very far, Reox (Chibi's father and my character) was heading off to work and left Altair to baby sit (Cause they know each other and Chibi calls him uncle XD)

Anyway Chibi was really frustrated with AC1 and was THis is how the conversation panned out:

Chibi: DADDY, CHIBI ISN'T GETTING ANY BETTER! >w< *on Assassin's Creed, throws down controller and pouts big time in HUGE frustration rant*
Daddy: Now now, how far are you now? *Getting ready for work*
Chibi: I am not even pass second assassination! *still can't pickpocket or find stupid flags or SWIM!!!!*
Daddy: *Watches Altair on the screen fall into the water *You know, Altair isnt supposed to swim, deary
Altair: *Sighs at her attempts* Yes, I drown if you didnt notice *sighs and sits down next to her cross-legged, picking up the controller* I'll show you how its done.
Chibi: Why can;t you swim!? EVEN CHIBI KNOWS HOW TO SWIM *Pout*
Altair: *Sighs* Because Ubisoft are idiots -_-
Chibi: B-But Chibi thought if I kept making uncle Alty on the screen sink or swim he'd learn to!!!
Altair: Thats...not how it works...*sighs and sweatdrops* Roll on Revelations when I probably WILL be able to swim...I need to talk to my agent.
Chibi: How do you go through being a kid without learning to swim?! *grilling him about that because she gets killed for falling into water so much*
Altair: I sorta live in the desert! Theres a distinct LACK of lakes in the desert!
Chibi: Chibi has seen WATER in the desert-y PLACE, all the WATER you DROWN in!
Altair: I was BORN in the mountains where there IS no water *Faceplams*
Chibi: There is water in the mountains, it is called spring water, and what about all that water around the place you did the Leap of Faith? You only fell in HOW MANY TIMES? Civilizations tend to live where there is WATER so they can survive in the desert-y places!
Altair: *faceplams* Your too smart for your own good...look I never got taught how to swim okay? I...skipped the lessons <.<
Chibi: You WHAT?! *Wide eyed at him* Why?!!!! Swimming is fun!
Altair: I'm...Aquaphobic *Pulls his hood further down over his head in shame*
Chibi: Daddy, what's an aquaphobe? *keeps eye on Altair so he can't retreat without her notice tho* xD
Reox: *Trying not to laugh* It means he has a fear of water kiddo, anyway I have work later kiddo* Ruffles hair and leaves*
Chibi: Oh! *turns back to Altair* It's nothing to be scared of *yanks him over into the back garden, to the pool and pushes him in again* See?!
Altair: WHA- *Flails like an idiot before he falls in face first thankfully the pool is shallow and he twitches in the water gritting his teeth*
Chibi: ._. *blinks* What happened? Brother did it!!! *Pins the blame on her big brother to get out of trouble*
Altair: Must...resist...killing little girl... *twitch twitch*
Chibi: Here! *throws him a inflatable ring but it hits him on the head* oops.... 
Altair: ...ow *Grabs it and sighs* I hate children...
Chibi: No you don't *hugs him when he comes back*
Altair: ... *Sweatdrops* Lets go back to the game shall we?
Chibi: Okay! Uncle Alty forgive Chibi? *Looks up hopefully*
Altair: *Looks down, cant resist the puppy dog eyes* Yes, yes I forgive you *Pet*
Chibi: Yay *sits down to learn*
Altair: *still soaking wet, takes down his hood and sighs* Lets try this again...

XD Needless to say I was cracking up laughing at this random RP, so much so i HAD to draw this! I think its hilarious how Altair is pushed around by a 5 year old.

Ah Altair your so much fun! *Hugs* Phobia or not I still love you >)=3= )>

Hope you guys at least get a smile out of this XD

Jade xx

Program: Sai
Time taken: 112+ hours.